Yeah, I know that laughing and trash-talking someone's death not always is an accepted thing. But, since this is supposed to be my surreal reality, and since this blog is about the egomaniacal me, I will do so anyway. Posts like these may pop up every once in a while.
In the news today, a lover wanted to suprise the cheating husband by climbing down his chimney and appear in his living room. However, she got stuck, died and then the cheating husband's babysitter found her three days later dead.
Now the first thing I have to mention, is how can someone be so stupid to Climb down a chimney to surprise the husband, get stuck and then Not call for help? If I would choose, I would rather shout out and let them know that the husband was cheating. After all, it wasn't I who was breaking the law. ...Selling sex isn't against the law is it?
No matter, the basic is that I could go for hours about this stupid thing, so I won't even try, I mean, just look at it.
You know what, I don't even think she climbed down the chimney to surprise her lover, I think it was just the excuse he made because he was too ashamed to admit the truth. Yeah, I think that they had sex in the livingroom and then they heard his wife getting home and got panic. It would all be like:
"Shit! She's home alraedy?"
"Oh no! Hide me, quick!" And then he would look around and go like.
"Oh no! Hide me, quick!" And then he would look around and go like.
"Hide in here, quick!" And he pushes her up in the chimney, and then he doesn't remember anything about her because he is quite old according to the article, and then she stayed there for three days slowly vaporizing into the air.
But seriously, you know what the worst thing is? That she was there for three days and wasn't found until the babysitter felt the stench of something rotten in the room and checked the chimney. I feel bad for that person, it must have been hard for her to stick her head in the chimney, look up and see rotten legs and whatever is inbetween them *shudders wildly* Ugh!
What was the reason that she did this? To surprise him, yes, but not in the way one thought. He had started avoiding her and as she was desperate for him she was forcing her way, and apparently he had noticed that she was climbing up on his roof, which begs the question; What kind of sick mind as aware that a person climbs down their chimney, and when they don't appear in the house, acts like normal? I mean, if I had someone going up on my roof, not going down, and then heard shouts down the chimney, I'd pretty much notice.
But to be serious, none of the two people involved in this story was married, even though it would be hilarious if they were. I mean, cheating is not a good thing, but if you have to, then at least cheat properly.
Don't use chimneys! Use protection!
