So this 10-year old boy from Florida is out fishing with some friends as his fishing line suddenly snaps, and an annoyed, 5'6'' big alligator travels up to the surface, obviously having the hook in his mouth. More then thoroughly pissed, the alligator had attacked the boy, who started beating at it with sticks, hopped up on it's back, subdued it and dragged it, alive, back home without anything more then some scratches. As he got home, his grandfather called the wildlife officials and the county sheriff, and afterwards he had given the boy a serious talk about that if he had been older he would have been arrested for felony, and the other people, when they arrived did the same.
I myself believe this to be complete bullshit, and we should almost make a holiday in remembrance of this brave 10-year old boy. Do you know of the saying "Kill a deer with a stick"? That's a pretty fucking hard thing to do. And this boy did something harder, he subdued a Big effing alligator with a stick, and Dragged it back home from where he had fished with his friends. He's more of a man then most people on this world will ever be. When he grows up to be an old man, he'll be one of those that sits by their front door with a big beer flask and a shotgun beside him, and survives the zombie apocalypse.
